The Chaotic Energy of Flo Rida in CELINE Eating a Tomahawk Steak
If you thought Versace’s vases were the final accessory boss, think again. Rapper Flo Rida would like to have a word, specifically, but he’s gotta finish his accessory first (I’ll explain).
While some took the July 8 weekend to recover from Fourth of July functions and couture outrageousness in paris, the party didn’t stop for everyone.
On July 8, Flo Rida took the stage at the concerningly-named “All-American Summer” concert, dressed in a look that, much like his song with Ke$sha, spun my head right round.
While performing, Flo Rida wore a $1,950 sequined t-shirt by CELINE, Balenciaga crystal sunglasses, and DIY cut-off moto jorts — peak Florida Man. Or is that Flo Rida Man?
As unhinged as his fit was, that wasn’t even the most chaotic part. Halfway through the set and right before he swapped out his shades for a fresh pair, Flo Rida munched on his hand-held accessory: a giant tomahawk steak, which he noshed on like it was some kind of cartoonish turkey drumstick.
Suitably chaotic behavior for a summer concert series hosted by FOX & Friends, Donald Trump’s preferred source of early morning fake news.
A leg of lamb? A glittery CELINE shirt? Cut-off jorts? Flo Rida’s new song that’s a pseudo cover of Frankie Valli’s “December, 1963”?
What would CELINE creative director Hedi Slimane make of all this?
I cannot say.
But for now, I’ll leave you with this: Flo Rida, nibbling on his accessorizing choice of protein, is probably the wildest photo you’ll see this week. After all, Sia did call him a wild one.
Balenciaga now has 30 days to respond with an equally wild accessory.
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